Please pick only one post type!!

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

image

wrotten:

breakinbud:

cheese eggs 

it’s actually liquid sulphur but good guess

radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

tuyoart:

pixelled and animated a little thing of my character being scared in a creepy forest

moon83:

Sparkle palace cocktail table

by John Foster

Portfolio // Tumblr

theatreboybrad:

supernaturalshakes:

basils-kite:

I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.

Accidental performance art: priceless

i love this

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon licking a Popsicle in a seductive way, then dropping it on the ground and crying. 

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

friend: i watched an episode of the thing you like
me: oh god
me: i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

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